Sex In The Bleachers

It was a miserably cold night Friday.  So cold that Tank kept running around looking for a little teeney-bopper hoochie momma as long as she had a stadium blanket.  I finally ran to the sportswear trailer and bought a hooded sweatshirt which caused Tank to laugh claiming I looked like the "The Grim Reaper." It was cold.  35 and a stiff wind.

Just before the Jefferson Forest-LibertyHigh game started, a very

pretty young lady and her date were walking past our booth and she said to him, "So do you want to have sex with me?"

I looked at Tank.  He looked at me.  We almost fell off our chairs. Immediately I raised my hand and volunteered.  Tank got in one of our storage boxes and pulled out Peggy's muzzle. It wasn't a very good game.

Saturday was different.  We rocked. The A-Team was at their best. I had set up two fryers as a test to see if it would help make the lines move faster and possibly increase business.  It accomplished both as our football game record fell.  With the exception of halftime, we only had four or five people in line rather than fifty from previous games.  During halftime, we had ten or twelve rather than 100.

I cooked.  Tank kept me in batter.  Pete and Steve worked the front and drinks.  Actually Tank and I stayed ahead of the front most of the time.  That was new.  I was pulling off a funnel cake every twenty seconds or so which was great, but really wore me out and I had little trouble going to sleep afterwards. The added bonus to a great game and a well learned lesson is that Liberty, with their 7th straight win, moved into a possible playoff position which could give us an extra game. So, including Thursday's four loin day at the auction, it was a pretty good week. This week is a little on the light side but I can use the break.  Since JF is out of playoff contention, I have an open Friday night.  With the auction on Thursday and the Liberty-VMI game on Saturday, maybe I can get my desk cleaned since it has been getting more cluttered daily since the first of September.  That will please my cats as they now have nowhere to sleep.